Miss Lucy’s Playground Songs

Greasy Grimy Gopher Guts

Posted on: February 10, 2009

I just thought of another one, and Wikipedia did not fail me with having all the words.

Great green globs of greasy, grimy gopher guts,
Mutilated monkey meat
Dirty little birdie feet.
Great green globs of greasy, grimy gopher guts,
And me without my spoon.

Wikipedia also had some great Variations on the lyrics:

Marinated monkey meat
Middle-aged monkey meat

Baby birdies’ bloody feet
Dirty little pigeon’s feet
Concentrated birdies’ feet
Little duckys’ dirty feet
Chopped-up parakeet
Chopped up horses feet
Beetle’s eyes and monkeys feet
Petrified Pigeon Pus

I think I recall the words being something like, “little birdies stinky feet”.

Tons and tons of purple porpoise pus
All four quarts of all purpose porpoise pus
Four pure pints of all purpose porpoise pus
Pounds and pounds of prehistoric porpoise pus
All mixed up with a pile of poison possum pus
French fried eyeballs rollin’ up the dirty street
French fried eyeballs swimmin’ in a pool of blood
Eyeball floating in a pool of blood

Sitting in my pink lemonade
oops I forgot my straw
And I forgot my spoon!
Don’t forget to lick the spoon
And I forgot my fork…and spoon….and knife
Made a sandwich just for you

Some versions from Wikipedia add a line after the forgotten spoon:

Does anybody have a straw?
And I forgot my straw!
But I have a straw.

Wow….. whose hungry?

3 Responses to "Greasy Grimy Gopher Guts"

Great big globs of Greasy Grimy Gopher Guts
Mutilated monkey meat
Dirty little birdie feet.
Eye Balls french fired
Floatin in a poll of Blood
Gee Mom forgot my spoon

Thanks Teri for your contributions.

16 tons of greasy grimey gopher guts
chopped up monkey meat
little dirty birdie feet
french-fried eyeballs drenched in blood
in a great big pile of mud

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